Bizarro

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    The ZodiacV6⭐⭐⭐
    Left side of boulder. SS at tight 2-finger pocket. Up on thin underclings to good 4-finger slot in middle of face. Careful TO.
    Vitamin IV6
    SDS middle of boulder on left hand mono, and right hand crimp. Place feet on two low edges, pull up hard, hit a side pull, bump to jug and TO
    The Big CV6+⭐⭐⭐⭐
    Opposite Amnesia. SDS left in obvious pocket, right in undercling farther down. Throw to huge sloper, TO.
    The ShiningV6+⭐⭐⭐
    SDS at right side at base of shallow dihedral, on deep 2-finger pocket. Up/right on underclings & pinches to finishing jugs on arête.
    Poo Tips 2V7-⭐⭐⭐
    Start on the undercling below the start jug for Orient Express. Climb left through the Rigormortis jug to finish as Ruffneck.
    Asian friendsV7⭐⭐⭐
    Same start as Help from wife... except that you go left hand to far part of top sloper instead of divot.
    Beef BaronV7-
    Start on the bottom left side. After the first undercling pocket climb small crimps to the TO
    ClassifiedV7⭐⭐⭐
    In middle of overhanging prow. Starts on 2 good slot pockets, TO using undercling pocket & crimps.
    KamikazeV7-
    Start sitting at the base of the arête between 'cryptography' and 'classified'. LH starts high on a thin side-pull pinch on the left side of the arête, RH down low in a 2F pocket on the right side of the arête. Crank off the ground and bust way up and right to a RH undercling. Work up the arête to match and finish on good holds off to the right. The dismount is treacherous because of the rock behind/beneath you - be careful ! A true SDS or it's easier. Shorter climbers may need to slide an extra pad under to reach the LH start hold.
    NogokoV7⭐⭐
    Start on large holds below prow. Cross right to pocket/pinch, left to edge, & then pull lip.
    Real Kung-Fu Massacre SDSV7⭐⭐⭐
    SDS on adjacent rock, left on flat 3-finger chunk 4ft around left arête, right on 2-finger textured scoop on arête. Bust out right to blocky sidepull of kung fu, & tension out to incut. Finish as for the original. Var V? Left 2-finger scoop with good thumb lock & the horrible sloping foot hold to the right.
    Rim-Job ArêteV7⭐⭐⭐⭐
    Same start as Amnesia but instead of toping out left follow the sloping arête & TO at the top.
    RuffneckV7
    5ft left of Orient. SDS on rounded sidepull edge/pinch for left, positive sidepull flake/edge for right. Move out overhang on sidepull edges, 2/3-finger pocket, & large gaston. Finish using 2-finger slot pocket & incut crack pinch. Heels are key.
    UndercoverV7⭐⭐⭐
    Sit start - down and to the right of 'Operation Pocket Change'. Hands start on either side of the arête. LH high on a big pocket. RH on a pocket side-pull. RH up to 2F pocket, LH to another 2F pocket, RH out to Cryptography start hold, stand up tall and go long up to a left slanting edge, hold the barn door, finish up and left on the lip, drop down. No Vegetated T/Os. 'Operation Pocket Change' jug rails way out left are eliminated. FA: Dillon Elliot
    BilingualV8⭐⭐
    Start as Asian Friends, climb into Trouble and Strife.