Bizarro

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    Poo Tips 2V7-⭐⭐⭐
    Start on the undercling below the start jug for Orient Express. Climb left through the Rigormortis jug to finish as Ruffneck.
    Asian friendsV7⭐⭐⭐
    Same start as Help from wife... except that you go left hand to far part of top sloper instead of divot.
    Beef BaronV7-
    Start on the bottom left side. After the first undercling pocket climb small crimps to the TO
    ClassifiedV7⭐⭐⭐
    In middle of overhanging prow. Starts on 2 good slot pockets, TO using undercling pocket & crimps.
    KamikazeV7-
    Start sitting at the base of the arête between 'cryptography' and 'classified'. LH starts high on a thin side-pull pinch on the left side of the arête, RH down low in a 2F pocket on the right side of the arête. Crank off the ground and bust way up and right to a RH undercling. Work up the arête to match and finish on good holds off to the right. The dismount is treacherous because of the rock behind/beneath you - be careful ! A true SDS or it's easier. Shorter climbers may need to slide an extra pad under to reach the LH start hold.
    NogokoV7⭐⭐
    Start on large holds below prow. Cross right to pocket/pinch, left to edge, & then pull lip.
    Real Kung-Fu Massacre SDSV7⭐⭐⭐
    SDS on adjacent rock, left on flat 3-finger chunk 4ft around left arête, right on 2-finger textured scoop on arête. Bust out right to blocky sidepull of kung fu, & tension out to incut. Finish as for the original. Var V? Left 2-finger scoop with good thumb lock & the horrible sloping foot hold to the right.
    Rim-Job ArêteV7⭐⭐⭐⭐
    Same start as Amnesia but instead of toping out left follow the sloping arête & TO at the top.
    RuffneckV7
    5ft left of Orient. SDS on rounded sidepull edge/pinch for left, positive sidepull flake/edge for right. Move out overhang on sidepull edges, 2/3-finger pocket, & large gaston. Finish using 2-finger slot pocket & incut crack pinch. Heels are key.
    UndercoverV7⭐⭐⭐
    Sit start - down and to the right of 'Operation Pocket Change'. Hands start on either side of the arête. LH high on a big pocket. RH on a pocket side-pull. RH up to 2F pocket, LH to another 2F pocket, RH out to Cryptography start hold, stand up tall and go long up to a left slanting edge, hold the barn door, finish up and left on the lip, drop down. No Vegetated T/Os. 'Operation Pocket Change' jug rails way out left are eliminated. FA: Dillon Elliot
    BilingualV8⭐⭐
    Start as Asian Friends, climb into Trouble and Strife.
    Cousteau and JeannieV8⭐⭐
    Happy thoughts start. Go up to small crescent crimper then bust over bulge. Then problem is up and over the bulge, not out right.
    Declaration of FaithV8⭐⭐⭐⭐
    Start at 2 good crimps. Up/right to pocket, up/left to bomber sidepull. Jug ladder to top.
    Donut Munching CanadiansV8-
    SDS to Carpet Munching Diablos.
    Orient ExpressV8⭐⭐
    SDS on scoop pocket. Out overhang on edges, shoot to lip pockets. Finish up/right on large edges.