Bizarro

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Grade Distribution

Routes

Name	Grade ↓	Star rating	Description
Riff Raff	V9	⭐⭐⭐⭐	Climb huge overhanging prow starting on sidepull rails. Slap up the rails, eventually hooking the middle rail and continue up to TO (messy) up and right. The landing is ok if well padded.
Rodeo Clown	V9	⭐⭐⭐	SDS right under Bonfire. Right on hidden pinch, left on big sidepull. Dyno to big 3-finger jug, finish Bonfire.
The Real Bruce Lee	V9	⭐⭐⭐	Start crouched right of Kung fu, left low on bad sloper, right high on better sloper. Climb up face on slopey crimps, big move to V-notch. After that, big sidepulls to TO. Arête off.
Bilingual	V8	⭐⭐	Start as Asian Friends, climb into Trouble and Strife.
Cousteau and Jeannie	V8	⭐⭐	Happy thoughts start. Go up to small crescent crimper then bust over bulge. Then problem is up and over the bulge, not out right.
Declaration of Faith	V8	⭐⭐⭐⭐	Start at 2 good crimps. Up/right to pocket, up/left to bomber sidepull. Jug ladder to top.
Donut Munching Canadians	V8	-	SDS to Carpet Munching Diablos.
Orient Express	V8	⭐⭐	SDS on scoop pocket. Out overhang on edges, shoot to lip pockets. Finish up/right on large edges.
Peewee	V8	⭐⭐⭐	SDS right of Sibishi. Left on sidepull flake just right of undercling pocket. Right on crimpy sidepull low out right (looks like an ear). Fall back onto sidepull near your face, throw for long crimp edge. Match & finish as for Sibishi.
The Embryo	V8	⭐⭐⭐⭐	Sit start to The Egg. FA: Tomasz Wojtkowiak
Trouble and Strife	V8	⭐⭐⭐⭐	Start right of Help from... on 2 slopers on bulge. Left heel on rail of Help... Bust up to side pull, then sloper (both with left hand) then up.
Asian friends	V7	⭐⭐⭐	Same start as Help from wife... except that you go left hand to far part of top sloper instead of divot.
Beef Baron	V7	-	Start on the bottom left side. After the first undercling pocket climb small crimps to the TO
Classified	V7	⭐⭐⭐	In middle of overhanging prow. Starts on 2 good slot pockets, TO using undercling pocket & crimps.
Kamikaze	V7	-	Start sitting at the base of the arête between 'cryptography' and 'classified'. LH starts high on a thin side-pull pinch on the left side of the arête, RH down low in a 2F pocket on the right side of the arête. Crank off the ground and bust way up and right to a RH undercling. Work up the arête to match and finish on good holds off to the right. The dismount is treacherous because of the rock behind/beneath you - be careful ! A true SDS or it's easier. Shorter climbers may need to slide an extra pad under to reach the LH start hold.