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Grade Distribution

Routes

Name	Grade ↑	Star rating	Description
Asian friends	V7	⭐⭐⭐	Same start as Help from wife... except that you go left hand to far part of top sloper instead of divot.
Beef Baron	V7	-	Start on the bottom left side. After the first undercling pocket climb small crimps to the TO
Classified	V7	⭐⭐⭐	In middle of overhanging prow. Starts on 2 good slot pockets, TO using undercling pocket & crimps.
Nogoko	V7	⭐⭐	Start on large holds below prow. Cross right to pocket/pinch, left to edge, & then pull lip.
Real Kung-Fu Massacre SDS	V7	⭐⭐⭐	SDS on adjacent rock, left on flat 3-finger chunk 4ft around left arête, right on 2-finger textured scoop on arête. Bust out right to blocky sidepull of kung fu, & tension out to incut. Finish as for the original. Var V? Left 2-finger scoop with good thumb lock & the horrible sloping foot hold to the right.
Rim-Job Arête	V7	⭐⭐⭐⭐	Same start as Amnesia but instead of toping out left follow the sloping arête & TO at the top.
Ruffneck	V7	⭐	5ft left of Orient. SDS on rounded sidepull edge/pinch for left, positive sidepull flake/edge for right. Move out overhang on sidepull edges, 2/3-finger pocket, & large gaston. Finish using 2-finger slot pocket & incut crack pinch. Heels are key.
Bilingual	V8	⭐⭐	Start as Asian Friends, climb into Trouble and Strife.
Cousteau and Jeannie	V8	⭐⭐	Happy thoughts start. Go up to small crescent crimper then bust over bulge. Then problem is up and over the bulge, not out right.
Declaration of Faith	V8	⭐⭐⭐⭐	Start at 2 good crimps. Up/right to pocket, up/left to bomber sidepull. Jug ladder to top.
Dougnut Munching Canadians	V8	-	SDS to Carpet Munching Diablos.
Orient Express	V8	⭐⭐	SDS on scoop pocket. Out overhang on edges, shoot to lip pockets. Finish up/right on large edges.
Peewee	V8	⭐⭐⭐	SDS right of Sibishi. Left on sidepull flake just right of undercling pocket. Right on crimpy sidepull low out right (looks like an ear). Fall back onto sidepull near your face, throw for long crimp edge. Match & finish as for Sibishi.
Trouble and Strife	V8	⭐⭐⭐⭐	Start right of Help from... on 2 slopers on bulge. Left heel on rail of Help... Bust up to side pull, then sloper (both with left hand) then up.
Ko-Chi-Minh-Trail	V9	⭐⭐	Start middle of boulder, right on gaston, left on right leaning crimp. Up/right to sharp left leaning crimp. Work way up on few bad holds to eventually make a toss to the good edge just before the top of the boulder. TO.