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Grade Distribution

Routes

Name	Grade ↑	Star rating	Description
Real Kung-Fu Massacre SDS	V7	⭐⭐⭐	SDS on adjacent rock, left on flat 3-finger chunk 4ft around left arête, right on 2-finger textured scoop on arête. Bust out right to blocky sidepull of kung fu, & tension out to incut. Finish as for the original. Var V? Left 2-finger scoop with good thumb lock & the horrible sloping foot hold to the right.
Rim-Job Arête	V7	⭐⭐⭐⭐	Same start as Amnesia but instead of toping out left follow the sloping arête & TO at the top.
Ruffneck	V7	⭐	5ft left of Orient. SDS on rounded sidepull edge/pinch for left, positive sidepull flake/edge for right. Move out overhang on sidepull edges, 2/3-finger pocket, & large gaston. Finish using 2-finger slot pocket & incut crack pinch. Heels are key.
Bilingual	V8	⭐⭐	Start as Asian Friends, climb into Trouble and Strife.
Cousteau and Jeannie	V8	⭐⭐	Happy thoughts start. Go up to small crescent crimper then bust over bulge. Then problem is up and over the bulge, not out right.
Declaration of Faith	V8	⭐⭐⭐⭐	Start at 2 good crimps. Up/right to pocket, up/left to bomber sidepull. Jug ladder to top.
Dougnut Munching Canadians	V8	-	SDS to Carpet Munching Diablos.
Orient Express	V8	⭐⭐	SDS on scoop pocket. Out overhang on edges, shoot to lip pockets. Finish up/right on large edges.
Peewee	V8	⭐⭐⭐	SDS right of Sibishi. Left on sidepull flake just right of undercling pocket. Right on crimpy sidepull low out right (looks like an ear). Fall back onto sidepull near your face, throw for long crimp edge. Match & finish as for Sibishi.
Trouble and Strife	V8	⭐⭐⭐⭐	Start right of Help from... on 2 slopers on bulge. Left heel on rail of Help... Bust up to side pull, then sloper (both with left hand) then up.
Ko-Chi-Minh-Trail	V9	⭐⭐	Start middle of boulder, right on gaston, left on right leaning crimp. Up/right to sharp left leaning crimp. Work way up on few bad holds to eventually make a toss to the good edge just before the top of the boulder. TO.
Necromancer	V9	⭐⭐⭐⭐	Starts on jugs on the righthand side of the cave. Move through slopers and edges, and make a big move to the pocket at the lip. Finish as Orient Express.
Riff Raff	V9	⭐⭐⭐⭐	Climb huge overhanging prow starting on sidepull rails. Slap up the rails, eventually hooking the middle rail and continue up to TO (messy) up and right. The landing is ok if well padded.
Rodeo Clown	V9	⭐⭐⭐	SDS right under Bonfire. Right on hidden pinch, left on big sidepull. Dyno to big 3-finger jug, finish Bonfire.
The Real Bruce Lee	V9	⭐⭐⭐	Start crouched right of Kung fu, left low on bad sloper, right high on better sloper. Climb up face on slopey crimps, big move to V-notch. After that, big sidepulls to TO. Arête off.